Monday, 8 July 2013

UK Church leaders ask "Will the 'Weekend' survive atheism? You better believe it won't!"

A curious thought came to mind the other day; Sunday is the Christian Sabbath Day, the seventh day of the week and the day upon which YHWH is believed to have rested. He took the day for himself, and later commanded that his faithful (the Israelites) keep the Sabbath day holy. The Jewish Shabbat and the Christian Sabbath have the same biblical sources, but with the New Testament and the missionary period of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, the dating changes somewhat. We must also remember that the Jewish calendar year is different from the Jewish festive calendar, as the first is the predominantly Gregorian calendar and the latter is the lunar calendar. Lunar years are typically shorter than the solar Gregorian calendar, as a month in lunar terms is 28 days while the median Gregorian calendar month is 30 days duration. But in essence, both Sabbath days are ‘8 days after the last day of Sabbath.” This limits the Christian to a working week of Monday through Saturday.

In the United Kingdom, a modern Christian (although increasingly atheistic or agnostic) commonwealth, the nominal ‘Weekend’ consists of (at most) Friday evening through to Monday morning, although with various groups working intermittently throughout those days. Of particular note, though, is that Sunday is predominantly a day off, where only consumption – rather than exertion – is practiced. Rest and relaxation are characteristic of a Sunday, and the attitude is captured through turns-of-phrase such as “Sunday dinner”, “Sunday Drivers”, or “Sunday papers.” The whole idea of Sunday is rooted in personal ease of activity, of leisure, and contemplation. Typically, the antithetical “Weekday Worker” may find they sleep through an entire Sunday before returning to work the next day. The right to a week’s end was enshrined in the Labour movement of unions in the post modern period. The modern weekend is typically an amalgam of the Jewish and Christian days of Sabbath observance, and is one of the pinnacle doctrines of worker’s rights in Europe. The main gist of the teaching was popularised during the late period of the Industrial Revolution, particularly after the promulgation of the Catholic Social Teaching Rerum Novarum or On the Conditions of the Working Class. You can say that it is from a Christian root, and with wholly religious intentions, that the secular Weekend exists, and we all get a break. The labour movement sealed the right, even in the wake of atheism and secularisation that the workweek would definitely end for two days, the working class having always been the most religiously adherent and numerous. Owners of businesses, politicians, civil servants and financial workers would also take the holidays at the end of the workweek, many carrying out their philanthropic activities then. The working and lower middle classes would tend more toward leisure, exercise and sport, and were afforded more mobility than before with trains and mass transport nuances of the time. Characteristic Enlightment period education, refinement and activities, such as reading, theatreship, riding and music, as well as socialising among the community in clubs, public houses or promenades, would be taken in on the weekends. Much of this tradition has stayed with us to this day, as well as the honorific of Mass attendance.

So I began to ask myself; what would happen if a growing, atheistic society became a strong, and decidedly neo-libertarian, majority, to the point of having a significant sway on social trends? Indeed, if said group were to dismantle the government entirely, to reduce all wages to the rock bottom, to preserve mass possession of capital and property, and to have an exclusively, eradicable progressive agenda, what is to stop them taking away the weekend? Or rather, what still justifies having a weekend in their terms? Naturally, I thought of convenience. It is convenient for this form of society to maintain a status quo and not overly disrupt the massive serf population their small oligarchy would be governing. However, the issue would clearly be in their agenda.

Namely, the weekend is a legalistic, but now inherently cultural, institution, ensuring that emancipated citizens are free from work obligation for at least two days of the week (in a given role). Regardless of how they are compelled, or whether they wish to forego this right of their own volition, the right remains a constant, immutable and inalienable certainty. It is the only insurance that, upon entering a contract of waged slavery, any agent is entitled to, and must be provided with, a break from work to have a social, work-free existence. But, don’t neo-libertarians hate the law? Why, the law is just the long and convoluted arm of government! It wants to tell me what to eat, what to do, when to go to bed, and when I’ve passed Go! And can collect £200. The law stinks, to the libertarian. He believes the entire remit of the state is:

“…to adequately protect all citizens in all instances of spontaneous combustion, someone trying to steal my car, and a lack of education.”

Therefore, to dictate when he is freely allowed not to work, and have the guarantee of emancipation from slavery, is to piss in his face and call him a child. He will throw a tantrum extraordinaire across the mall floor that is political discourse. He will throw his Silver spoon from his Phil & Teds, and scream the government back under the rock it crawled from. And since the government is most likely his father, uncle or grandfather, he will want to avoid a scene and just give in to darling baby Gove.

What you see then, is that it will only take the libertarian rule of the government to raise the question of justifying the weekend.

“It’s a whole two day’s productivity lost! That’s two days I could be paying someone rock-bottom wages and making a fortune on the labour return! I could keep the phones open, cold-calling grannies about to tuck in to a Yorkshire pudding, or someone on their day off settling in to a marathon of soap operas! I could continue polluting the world with CO2 for a whole day longer, all at the divestment of parents from their children! Imagine, friends, what a glorious world it would be without Sunday!”

“By God, chaps; he’s right…”

<Oh wait, no God in the atheistic libertarian future…>

“By Jobs, we’re losing a fortune on this weekend palaver!”

“I don’t work all week anyway, and I’m sick of seeing these slackers running around my Nature on their weekends anyway! If anything, I’m giving myself something by taking their weekend away-“

“…And right you should! Why, you’ve been not working strenuously for the last thirty-six years, with no breaks whatsoever! And what about all that not university that you were doing too! Gosh I remember how you much didn’t pay for all of that! You deserve a bloody weekend!

“Exactly, I say ‘aye’ on the matter, and be done with it.”


The ayes have it.

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