Swimming in Metaphorical Bitches

So business is going swell, I haven't taken over the world yet but I have taken over a bar once or twice. I've mastered a new art of finance. I keep a steady income but keep my business and personal expenses separate. The money I use to live comes in steadily, but can be quite minimal. The business money comes in variably, but I'm only starting up. The money I live off, though getting smaller, becomes much more stable and free when kept separate from the business money. Because business costs are almost met at a customer sales level, and the money is maintained in a separate online account, the business costs can be managed on an entirely different level from my own day-to-day needs. By making high profit sales based on minimal cost to myself, I have enough to purchase more from my business account (in this case Paypal). But it is limited to the internet. Ergo, if I want to buy something, it is likely going to be a splurge or treat. In so doing, I limit the amount of day to day purchasing I make from my personal funds. It means that, bar fluctuations, I am quite fiscally solvent. With prudence, one or the other monetary account will gradually acrue more over time, and eventually a larger step can be taken in the business.

Likewise, larger steps can be taken in life too, such as my eventual conquest of the business world, and be swimming in the metaphorically bitches (I kid).

How long til the BackwaterTyrant takes over his quiet hamlet? The people shiver in their collective boots at the prospect. If you'd like to know the fate of the townspeople, email bananahammock12@googlemail.com for the scintillating details....