The Guilt Sets In i.e. about one and a half
hours after first listings…
So, I might as well fess up…something came over me when I
decided to start up this business. The business culture is everywhere right
now, it’s forced down our throats in the news and media, there are numerous
courses available for upstart businesses and entrepreneurial types, and of
course, a whole financial crisis going on across the world. There’s a sort of
hysteria about business. It’s a bit bonkers in retrospect.
But I thought to
myself – why not take a crack at it? You’ve only to take a few baby steps, and
you can taste some entrepreneurialism yourself! That sweet, sweet Business...You only have one life, but
more than that, you really should do as much as you can during it. I’m a pretty
experimental person myself, so it’s not a big deal to try something I’m totally
alien to and unincorporated into.
TL;DR Business = life affirming.
And short, quip-y, to-the-point statements.
My first stroke of business acumen then was to acquire (fortuitously) two Playstation games of a particular ‘90s vintage that someone
may want to get their hands on. I got them for £1.00 total. I intend to sell
them on for, like, 2000% profit - in what I’m kindly informed is an arbitrage opportunity - and so will
diddle some collector or spend-thrift (like those house hoarders on Channel 4)
out of inexorable, maximum me-profit.
Devious... I know...
But that’s the world of business, folks, you have to be a
right bastard and speak only short, quip-y statements.
To the point.
Fact.
#Legitimately.
This is now my mantra….
How has the Backwater
Tyrant gotten such a good deal in his business venture? Want to find out how
far he’ll go to profit? Send him an email of interest at bananahammock12@googlemail.com
Yes… you read that
email right.
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